Luxury Bunker Management Services
If any luxury bunker owners out there read this, I would like to offer my services as the caretaker for your underground mansion. It’s good to have someone keep an eye on it until the apocalypse who is not easily associated with you, and who is willing to be discrete. I’m your guy. My fee is a mere $100,000/year to regularly check in on the space, and to test out the community amenities. I’ll also