NOTE: I have an 8-month old, I feel I have the right to complain about this.
Oh baby protective gear, how I hate you with an unrelenting passion. You consistently foil and harm me on showings and inspections.
Baby gates- why are you always closed and locked at the top of stairs and so hard to figure out how to open? I always have to hoist myself over you, smack my shins, and risk toppling down the stairs.
Door knob locks- on every single door! Why can’t I open you? You spin around and around and I can never grip you tightly enough to turn the knob. And why did you lock me in the basement that one time? I shake my fist at you!
Electrical outlet shock shields– why are you on Every. Single. Outlet. For inspections! Gah. Stop breaking my fingernails.
Babies, you’re good little people. I just hate your protective gear.