All the Single Ladies

An agent recently posted this gem for a newly listed property in our MLS database: PERFECT UNIT FOR A SINGLE LADY OF ANY AGE; ABSOLUTLY A 24/7 SECURE BUILDING. The caps and typos are their own, not mine. My first question is, what if this single lady had a gentleman caller? Would she still find this to be the perfect unit? And just what is wrong with this agent’s statement? Per state law, we are

Such a Nice Family

This weekend I received a voicemail from an agent telling me that they just emailed me an offer for one of my listings. They also asked that I give them a follow up call so that they could tell me a little more about their buyers. I went to my email and reviewed the offer before calling them back to see if I had any questions about the offer. I didn’t, everything seemed pretty standard.