How I Hate You, Ceiling Fan

We have been on a bit of a remodeling tear at our house lately. Updating a half bathroom (which we’ll blog about shortly), re-painting our foyer and accompanying woodwork, along with removing some wallpaper border. And getting rid of this guy. Well, two of these guys, actually.



I hate these ceiling fans with a passion. They reside in our living room. Someone installed them who knows when. We’ve been living with them for 8 years and I’ve finally had enough. Yes, I completely understand this is a first world problem that I’m complaining about. I really try not to complain too much about this type of thing, so I think I’m going to take a bit of liberty here and go off for a bit.

They’re gigantic. They’re gold. They have frou-frou glass shades I can’t stand. Did I mention they’re gigantic and gold? We use those compact fluorescent light bulbs in them which I also loathe. It’s stressing me out just typing this, thinking about how awful they are.

We’ve been meaning to replace these things for a long time. We’ve been diligently looking at lighting stores and antique stores to try and find something period appropriate. No such luck. Most of the new stuff was unacceptable and whenever we found a nice antique, there was always only one, never a pair. And so these remain a fixture in our living room.

Until my favorite, House of Antique Hardware, finally offered something acceptable. At least for an interim fix until we find something great. Which may take another 8+ years. But at least these behemoths will be gone.

Anyone need two lovely ceiling fans? They fill a room nicely, provide great air circulation and illumination and are in a fashion-current gold motif. What more could you ask for? They’ll be on Craigslist shortly, so now is your opportunity to act in advance. I’ll give you a super Greater Hartford Real Estate Blog reader discount!